Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
Dave Barry

Human nerves quickly get accustomed to the most unusual conditions and circumstances and I noticed that quite a number of men actually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion in the trenches, in spite of the roaring of the cannon about us and the whizzing of shrapnel over our heads.
Fritz Kreisler

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.
Patrick Stewart

I can't really recall the first time I was noticed by a producer but the first time I was on television was doing Daytime for Another World, which I started in December '75 and went until December '76.
Ted Shackelford

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
Hank Sauer

I don't know if you've noticed it. But Duchamp was magnificent.
Robert Barnes

I had cleavage that would make Dolly Parton proud. But those things are really heavy and I'm pretty slight of frame, so I took them out. No one even noticed.
Lexa Doig

I hadn't really noticed that I had a hearing problem. I just thought most people had given up on speaking clearly.
Hal Linden

I have also noticed that when a rider who had confidence in his ability was defeated, after doing his level best to win, always received an ovation from the gathering.
Major Taylor

I have always noticed that a man who gives the most for the money, gets the most business.
Vash Young

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
Alfred North Whitehead

I have always noticed that in portraits of really great writers the mouth is always firmly closed.
Gertrude Stein

I have noticed a marked improvement in FEMA and with the coordination of FEMA and the State agencies.
Ginny B. Waite

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
Stephen Hawking

I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
Calvin Coolidge

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
E. V. Lucas

I have noticed that when things happen in one's imaginings, they never happen in one's life.
Dodie Smith

I have noticed, with much distress, the excessive wartime activity of the investigating bureaus of Congress and the administration, with their impertinent and indecent searching out of the private lives and the past political beliefs of individuals.
Wendell Willkie

I have often noticed that a bribe has that effect - it changes a relation. The man who offers a bribe gives away a little of his own importance; the bribe once accepted, he becomes the inferior, like a man who has paid for a woman.
Graham Greene

I have often noticed that after I had bestowed on the characters of my novels some treasured item of my past, it would pine away in the artificial world where I had so abruptly placed it.
Vladimir Nabokov