I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
Andy Warhol

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Ogden Nash

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.
Kurt Cobain

Nothing can come of nothing.
William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare

There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
William Shakespeare

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
William Shakespeare

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.
William Shakespeare

We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from... Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements.
William Shakespeare