I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
Larry David

The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night.
Bob Dole

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
Tina Fey

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at "Saturday Night Live," and that is so cool.
Tina Fey

I've always said that one night, I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere, I'm standing on grass, and it's raining, and I'm with the person I love, and I know I'm at the very point I've been dreaming of getting to.
Drew Barrymore

When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.
Drew Barrymore

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin

If I didn't have a recruiting engagement, I was going to be here. I did everything possible to change the recruiting thing. I'm a very small part of this night, but I did want to be a part of it.
Rick Pitino

Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
St. Jerome

Heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight but, while their companions slept, they were toiling upward in the night.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, has earned a night's repose.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The nearer the dawn the darker the night.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The dawn is not distant, nor is the night starless; love is eternal.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing.
Robert Green Ingersoll

It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.
Virgil

I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
Galileo Galilei

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson