A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

The day, water, sun, moon, night - I do not have to purchase these things with money.
Plautus

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner

Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.
Earl Nightingale

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
George Orwell

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
George Orwell

Between two worlds life hovers like a star, twixt night and morn, upon the horizon's verge.
Lord Byron

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
William Blake

Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white.
William Blake

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen

Things are as they are. Looking out into it the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.
Alan Watts

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Henny Youngman

One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
Margaret Mead

A man can do only what he can do. But if he does that each day he can sleep at night and do it again the next day.
Albert Schweitzer

Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.
Rainer Maria Rilke

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
Vincent Van Gogh

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
John Steinbeck

Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery