Good night, and good luck.
Edward R. Murrow

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg

Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night.
Henry Ford

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright

What a nice night for an evening.
Steven Wright

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
John Steinbeck

Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, it is but a succession of changes so gentle and easy that we can scarcely mark their progress.
Charles Dickens

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
Vincent Van Gogh