On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Buddha

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Abraham Lincoln

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali

It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright

What a nice night for an evening.
Steven Wright

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Andy Warhol

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg

Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day.
Henry David Thoreau

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers

Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte