On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Buddha

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Abraham Lincoln

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.
Peter Drucker

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Andy Warhol

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin

It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night.
Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe

I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night.
Henry Ford

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

What a nice night for an evening.
Steven Wright

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg