When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.
Barack Obama

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.
Muhammad Ali

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
John F. Kennedy

It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership.
Nelson Mandela

What a nice night for an evening.
Steven Wright

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Gates

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers

Yeah, Wacko Jacko, where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me. It's not nice.
Michael Jackson

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
Ann Coulter

Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same time, selling yourself.
Katharine Hepburn

Hunter can write a melody and stuff like that, but his forte is lyrics. He can write a serviceable melody to hang his lyrics on, and sometimes he comes up with something really nice.
Jerry Garcia

It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
Lance Armstrong

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.
Robert Kennedy

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
Wilson Mizner

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman