New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman

Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell.
Edward Abbey

Research is creating new knowledge.
Neil Armstrong

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship.
Saint Francis de Sales

There are no signposts in the sky to show a man has passed that way before. There are no channels marked. The flier breaks each second into new uncharted seas.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The head learns new things, but the heart forever practices old experiences.
Henry Ward Beecher

As basic rules of a language must be practiced continually, and therefore are never fixed, so exercises toward distinct color effects never are done or over. New and different cases will be discovered time and again.
Josef Albers

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
Jay Leno

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay Leno

We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country.
Dan Quayle

There are always new, grander challenges to confront, and a true winner will embrace each one.
Mia Hamm

To the old, the new is usually bad news.
Eric Hoffer

Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.
Elvis Presley

Later on they send me to Hollywood. To make movies. It was all new to me. I was only 21 years old.
Elvis Presley

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson

Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically.
Robert Mugabe

A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice.
Gilbert K. Chesterton