A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
Art Buchwald

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson

A quick glance at the American left reveals a movement in the midst of a nervous breakdown, displaying behavior that goes beyond inconsistency into the realm of bipolar moods and multiple personality disorders.
Michael Medved

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
Alexander Hamilton

After doing the first couple scenes and I got used to being in front of a few people it got easier and easier. In Chasing Amy, I wasn't nervous at all. And in Dogma, the same.
Jason Mewes

And I also am very nervous about implants. You know, I'm just nervous about all that. So I could still do it. I could think about it. But I needed to adapt to myself.
Lynn Redgrave

And I'm supposed to grab her and kiss her and she's supposed to react. Well, what happened was, Julie was very nervous at that time, given this incredible part which she did beautifully.
Rod Steiger

As a part owner, I'm going to be not only an admirer... but a nervous wreck.
Roger Staubach

As was to be expected, the discovery of the nervous apparatus of the salivary glands immediately impelled physiologists to seek a similar apparatus in other glands lying deeper in the digestive canal.
Ivan Pavlov

As we move toward a new Middle East, over the years and, I think, over the decades to come, we will make a lot of people very nervous.
James Woolsey

At best, the renewal of broken relations is a nervous matter.
Henry B. Adams

Barry and I were in the middle of building a house, and I was in the midst of having a nervous breakdown, because that's what you do when you build a house.
Cynthia Weil

Be very nervous of the shaky hands.
Ja Rule

Because I get nervous all the time. It's weird but I think it's fun and it's refreshing. It's always good to be that way. That keeps me appreciative of everything.
Christina Milian

Being in the stands is very difficult. I was never playing but I am nervous watching, waiting.
Yannick Noah

But even so, I still get nervous before I go onstage.
Etta James

Coaching in the NBA is not easy. It's like a nervous breakdown with a paycheck.
Pat Williams

Every single night I'm nervous. You never know how the audience is going to react.
Vivien Leigh

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.
Elizabeth Taylor

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
Earl Wilson