Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
Steven Wright

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
Andy Warhol

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.
Andy Warhol

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
Kurt Cobain

Checking the results of a decision against its expectations shows executives what their strengths are, where they need to improve, and where they lack knowledge or information.
Peter Drucker

Suppliers and especially manufacturers have market power because they have information about a product or a service that the customer does not and cannot have, and does not need if he can trust the brand. This explains the profitability of brands.
Peter Drucker

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
Peter Drucker

Why need I volumes, if one word suffice?
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fine manners need the support of fine manners in others.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
Aristotle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch Hedberg

Basically you have to suppress your own ambitions in order to be who you need to be.
Bob Dylan

France has more need of me than I have need of France.
Napoleon Bonaparte

The herd seek out the great, not for their sake but for their influence; and the great welcome them out of vanity or need.
Napoleon Bonaparte

If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.
Sun Tzu

Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts. Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared.
Sun Tzu

What a man can be, he must be. This need we call self-actualization.
Abraham Maslow