Mustache Quotes

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

God, Men, Wisdom

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.
Carrie Brownstein

Yourself, Woman, Find

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan

Time, Hair, Door

I had a mustache when I was 13.
David Schwimmer

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
Keith Carradine

Heat, Grown, Glue

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
John Hodgman

Real, Hair, Darker

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant

Everyone, Grow, Wear

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache.
Jean Dujardin

Movies, Same, Played

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.
Jean Dujardin

Smile, Happy, Energy

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it.
Mark Spitz

Keep, Off, Getting

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
Curly Howard

Beautiful, Hair, Waxed

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.
Billy Campbell

Time, Bad, Done

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis

Dad, Person, Different

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea.
Ty Burrell

Future, Care, Everything

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
Lee Tergesen

Funny, Guy, Foolish

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
Yasmine Bleeth

Best, Anybody, Gave

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.'
Jack Huston

Love, Become, Everyone

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