Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West

It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.
Vincent Price

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.
Robert Frost

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
Jackie Kennedy

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.
Eminem

Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet.
Anthony Kiedis

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.
Bob Dylan

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Helen Keller

I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.
Kurt Cobain

Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times.
Sigmund Freud

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.
Douglas MacArthur

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Lily Tomlin

Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk too much.
Norman Vincent Peale

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.
Norman Vincent Peale

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen

The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
Henry Ford

We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time's carcass.
Karl Marx

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen