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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger
We've all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall.
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.
I'm not sure who has the right to say that you have better taste than somebody else, because essentially what you're doing is calling millions of people morons.
We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true.
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.
In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'
For the naysayers that claimed 'American Family' revealed us to be vacant, unloving, uncaring morons of the materialistic '70s, this image will be proven wrong when Mom and Dad remarry... Make no mistake. This is not to emphasize the sadness of my demise but rather emphasize the love of my family and friends.
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