All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
William Thomas

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Clive James

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
John McEnroe

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.
Martin Sheen

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Jasper Carrott

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.
Joel Schumacher

I think every man who is not a religious moron likes when a woman is comfortable with watching a porn movie.
Izabella Scorupco

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
Alice Cooper

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.
Dan Abrams

The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Ted Rall

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Aaron McGruder