Moron Quotes

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
William Thomas

Important, Her, Fact

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. Mencken

Great, Heart, Last

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein

Life, Marriage, Work

The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
Alice Cooper

Rock, Vote, Star

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger

Hate, Call, Morons

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy

Wife, She, Consumer

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Jasper Carrott

Today, Tell, Radio

Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.
Dan Abrams

Good, Hope, Total

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
John McEnroe

Problems, Unemployed, Dork

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
Adam Sandler

Father, Said, Times

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Ted Rall

Saying, Boss, Step

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.
Martin Sheen

Bad, Working, Expression

I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.
Joel Schumacher

Hope, Young, Tell

I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.
Nicholas Brendon

Insecurity, Help, Feeling

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
Alice Sebold

Family, Freedom, Fun

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Aaron McGruder

Fact, President, Dumb

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Clive James

Dancing, Endless, Steady

What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?
Bill Goldberg

Work, Money, Home

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