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Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. Mencken
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
The computer is a moron.
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.
I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?
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