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Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. Mencken
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
The computer is a moron.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do.
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school.
Walter Dean Myers
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
George W. Bush: a person who is the ultimate outcome of the American condition. Someone promoted above ability because of circumstance and organisation and empathy. You don't have to be intelligent. A moron in a hurry could know that you don't prevent war by having a war.
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?
'Cooking Lucky' is a show for guys - or girls - or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you've been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
C. S. Lewis
Leonardo da Vinci
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
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