I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
Albert Einstein

Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.
Barack Obama

I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.
George Bernard Shaw

I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
Harry S. Truman

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
Rabindranath Tagore

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
H. L. Mencken

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.
Jim Carrey

To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll

There's no huge, deep message in any of the songs. We recorded a few months of being human.
Layne Staley

I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to get that gift.
Shelley Fabares

The life expectancy of a team is about eight months. Then the next year, it's a whole new team.
Mike Krzyzewski