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Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Henry James

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
Dorothy Salisbury Davis

I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys.
Dick Dale

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
Arthur Eddington

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
James Goldsmith

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.
Joanna Lumley

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
Kenneth Graham

My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons which I can easily supply today.
Charles Jules Henry Nicole

No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.
Stan Brakhage

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.
Christopher Meloni

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.
Wangari Maathai

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.
William Henry Hudson

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
Ian Hart

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen Hawking

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
Alvah Bessie

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.
Curt Weldon

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Bill O'Reilly

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