My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Alicia Silverstone

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
Lorne Michaels

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.
Franz Grillparzer

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.
Henry Walter Bates

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jean Claude Duvalier

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
Doug Coupland

You never monkey with the truth.
Ben Bradlee