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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H. L. Mencken
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy.
P. T. Barnum
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm de Chazal
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us.
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother's love is withering.
As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.
I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.
There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that experts are just not better than a dice-throwing monkey.
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It's like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We're trying to use a thing we don't understand to understand ourselves.
You never monkey with the truth.
John F. Kennedy
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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