What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James A. Baldwin

All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas - not money.
Robert Collier

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Joan Rivers

We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.
George Bernard Shaw

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
George Bernard Shaw

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
George Bernard Shaw

We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back.
Lee Iacocca

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.
Johnny Depp

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the future and what it could be.
Johnny Depp

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.
Charlie Chaplin

I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
Orson Welles

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is.
Paul Harvey

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
Mary Kay Ash

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
Jack Nicholson

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
Albert Camus

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
Albert Camus

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
Jack Nicholson