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Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
Get off your horse and drink your milk.
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Henry Ward Beecher
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. Fields
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken
I would like to restore your right to drink raw milk anytime you like.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example.
Arthur Conan Doyle
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.
Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.
Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.
It's very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don't talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they're cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing.
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
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