Milk Quotes

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Enough, Others, Horse

Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Barbara Jordan

Down, Whole, Three

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beer, Grow, Drink

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

Thankful, Laughter, Nose

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
George Orwell

Give, Enough, Cannot

Get off your horse and drink your milk.
John Wayne

Off, Horse, Drink

I would like to restore your right to drink raw milk anytime you like.
Ron Paul

Drink, Raw, Anytime

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken

Feeling, Giving, Write

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Henry Ward Beecher

Live, Pray, Cream

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. Fields

May, Cry, Spilt

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller

Said, Three, Lady

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.
Gordon Ramsay

Forward, Busy, Looking

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

Success, Marriage, Hollywood

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Lewis Black

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Tommy Douglas

Old, Imagine, West

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Bill Watterson

There is no sense in crying over spilt milk. Why bewail what is done and cannot be recalled?
Sophocles

Done, Why, Cannot

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
Rush Limbaugh

Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.
Alberta Hunter

Hurt, Means, Spirit

Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example.
Arthur Conan Doyle

Find, Example, Evidence

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.
Dick Gregory

Mother, Planet, Coconut

It's very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don't talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they're cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing.
Temple Grandin

Children, Parents, Important

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Natalie Portman

Love, Point, Anyone

I got hooked on espresso when I visited Italy at 18, but these days I prefer a 'flat white.' It's like a small latte with less milk - they're popular in Australia.
Hugh Jackman

Small, Days, Less

Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.
Woody Guthrie

Life, Change, Trying

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

Bad, Gone, Cheese

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.
James Joyce

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho

Sex, Live, Together

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash

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