Mayonnaise Quotes

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Ambrose Bierce

Religion, Place, State

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams

Reason, Eat, Gentiles

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.
David Herbert Lawrence

Good, America, Old

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.
Mike Ditka

Love, Good, Put

I just want to tell you what it's like not to have Planned Parenthood... you have to give your kids Ramen noodles at the end of the month to fill up their little bellies so they won't cry. You have to give them mayonnaise sandwiches. They get very few fruits and vegetables because they're expensive.
Gwen Moore

End, Give, Tell

My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I like tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise and celery, egg whites and garlic. It's delish.
Jackee Harry

Forget, Fish, Fast

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