Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.
David Herbert Lawrence
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Ambrose Bierce
One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.
Mike Ditka
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