Matrimony Quotes

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Jane Austen

Love, Moment, Lady

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ambrose Bierce

Taste, Domination, Similarity

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Jane Austen

Women, Strong, Single

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries

Mature, Bonds, Slowly

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland

Love, Money, Divorce

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
Lord Chesterfield

Religion, Give, Advice

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
Billy Connolly

Thought, Two, Understand

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.
Isadora Duncan

Experience, Thought, Ends

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Heinrich Heine

Sea, High, Compass

There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony.
Anthony Trollope

Easy, Road, Wealth

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Karl Kraus

Union, Martyrdom, Meanness

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A. P. Herbert

Period, Critical

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar

Both, Fall, Wonder

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Begin, Aversion, Tis

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.
George Carey

Holy, Room, Outside

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
Frances Rodman

Process, Account, Acquired

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
Alan Patrick Herbert

Period, Critical

Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.
Frank Leslie

Good, Nothing, Find

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