There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Oscar Wilde

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.
Tom Leykis

Things really began to move for us. In 1953 I could afford to marry Doreen.
Ernie Wise

Though I am not imperial, and though Elizabeth may not deserve it, the Queen of England will easily deserve to have an emperor's son to marry.
Elizabeth I

To marry a fool is to be no fool.
Moliere

To marry is to get a binocular view of life.
Dean Inge

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.
J. P. Donleavy

To marry unequally is to suffer equally.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Jonathan Swift

What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.
Claire Trevor

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

When I teach people, I marry them.
Sylvia Ashton-Warner

When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.
Alicia Witt

When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.
Shana Alexander

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland

When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else.
King Edward VIII

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters

Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?
Ross Perot

Who says I'm gonna marry another guy? In Europe it's not like in America, where you set a date.
Brigitte Nielsen

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
Anna Quindlen