If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
O. Henry

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
O. Henry

If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled.
Mary Astell

If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
Hans Kung

If the woman in my life, the one that I felt I loved enough to want to marry, loved my children, I'd know then that her love for me was deeper than I could hope for.
James MacArthur

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Anton Chekhov

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers

If you marry the wrong person for the wrong reasons, then no matter how hard you work, it's never going to work, because then you have to completely change yourself, completely change them, completely - by that time, you're both dead.
Anne Bancroft

If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that.
Ursula K. Le Guin

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Thomas Fuller

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
Wendy Leibman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
Wendy Liebman

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
George Bernard Shaw

It ought to be illegal for an artist to marry. If the artist must marry let him find someone more interested in art, or his art, or the artist part of him, than in him. After which let them take tea together three times a week.
Ezra Pound

It used to be you wanted to marry up.
Victoria Principal

It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.
Eric Allin Cornell

It's a prizefight. Get off the stool, take your beating, go back to your corner, rest, and take a beating again. Believe in your own talent. Marry well.
Bruce Paltrow

It's very difficult to marry into another civilization.
Leslie Caron

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.
Sylvester Stallone