I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.
Heather Locklear

I don't want to marry again. I did that.
Lynn Redgrave

I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.
Utada Hikaru

I knew we were going to marry someday, but I was absolutely surprised when he actually proposed. And surprised he had bought a ring. I ran around the yard screaming.
Jennifer Garner

I respect a woman too much to marry her.
Sylvester Stallone

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
Minnie Driver

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
Queen Victoria

I think that men know how to romance a woman and most do it well, at least for a time, otherwise women wouldn't marry them. The problem is that most of them begin to rest on their laurels.
Nicholas Sparks

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
Michael Bergin

I was one of the first people to learn that Jackie was going to marry Aristotle Onassis.
Pierre Salinger

I'd always felt a man should marry later in life.
Frank Langella

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox

I'm just there to do interviews and stuff, because we have about 40 media people there, so it's a very, very busy week. But that's the only time. I did marry, I think on one show, about 25 couples in Acapulco Bay once, but that was all just for kicks.
Gavin MacLeod

I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's taken me this long to realise you don't have to marry a guy after three days or dump him.
Sheena Easton

I've come to the conclusion that everybody should marry, including me.
Anna May Wong

I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.
Julie Christie

I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.
Jimmy Swaggart

If I ever loved a man better than I love my art, I should marry him and leave the stage. But I have never met such a man.
Billie Burke