Married Men Quotes

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken

Women, Men, Married

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

Men, Mistakes, Find

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson

Men, Married, Wives

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

Men, America, Married

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Thomas Fuller

Men, Best, Married

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson

Men, Live, Single

I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it.
Robert Mapplethorpe

Men, Gay, Thought

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
Sarah Jessica Parker

Women, Great, Men

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!
Arturo Toscanini

Men, Married, Read

I don't sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland

Men, Sleep, Married

Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Gary Becker

Work, Women, Men

Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not.
Dinah Shore

Women, Men, Why

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?
Ernestine Rose

Men, Said, Married

This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes - it liberates young women to pursue married men.
George Gilder

Women, Men, Young

Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites.
Diane Watson

Women, Men, Makes

When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.
Alice Hamilton

Men, Tell, Makes

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