People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
Paul Newman

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.
Queen Victoria

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.
Mary Oliver

For my children, they spent 15 to 20 years of their life in baseball. And Ruth and I spent so many years of our married life that that was our life. We knew nothing else.
Nolan Ryan

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.
Dan Marino

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Don Rickles

When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.
Joe Namath

They said I was a married mother of two but the record sounded like an indie album and they didn't know how to market it! This country is incredibly sexist, as is the music and media industry.
Siobhan Fahey

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
Iris Murdoch

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Lewis Grizzard

May was young and beautiful, we were legally married, but she was caught in the prison of my skin.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers?
Sammy Davis, Jr.

I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx

Love is so much better when you're not married.
Maria Callas

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person.
George Clooney

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt