When I get married it will be for keeps.
Natalie Wood

It was so cold I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
Natalie Wood

You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.
Doris Lessing

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.
Laura Bush

I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.
Carrie Underwood

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
Grace Kelly

I kind of had my life planned out for me. I'd be married at some point, have, you know, 1.5 children, and be a principal possibly one day. But I think that that was kind of my problem. I allowed myself to plan out my life and didn't let provident direction guide my life.
Clay Aiken

Authors change publishers because it's like being married for a long time and suddenly you want to go out and have a wild affair! No, not seriously, sometimes the deal is more interesting with a new publisher, and other times they have more enthusiasm for your books.
Jackie Collins

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
Samuel Johnson

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
Chevy Chase

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.
Mike Epps

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Rodney Carrington

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks deeply about things and with feeling and she can remember the facts. We've been married 48 years.
Alan Alda

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring. It's a grave thing, getting married.
Gwyneth Paltrow