Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
Nora Ephron

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.
Agatha Christie

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Alain de Botton

Creativity is not merely the innocent spontaneity of our youth and childhood; it must also be married to the passion of the adult human being, which is a passion to live beyond one's death.
Rollo May

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.
Martha Stewart

I don't mind being a grandfather; I've been a mother for so many years. You just can't believe what it's like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children.
Steven Tyler

People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.
Keanu Reeves

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin

I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much.
Nicholas Sparks

People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience.
Mikhail Baryshnikov

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman

A really good detective never gets married.
Raymond Chandler

I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.
Henry Rollins

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs and I'm not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.
Henry Rollins

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.
Greta Garbo

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.
Greta Garbo

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.
Greta Garbo

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
Billie Holiday

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper