Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand Russell

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
Susan B. Anthony

What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married.
Gloria Steinem

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
Rose Kennedy

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.
Richard Pryor

My life really began when I married my husband.
Nancy Reagan

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Aeschylus

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.
Robert Louis Stevenson

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
Elizabeth Taylor

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
Alain de Botton

President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.
Richard M. Nixon

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.
Mercedes McCambridge

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.
Nora Ephron