My life really began when I married my husband.
Nancy Reagan

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
Elizabeth Taylor

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
Rita Mae Brown

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand Russell

We've both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment.
Willie Aames

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.
Richard Pryor

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.
Aeschylus

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Britney Spears

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
Ann Landers

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.
Nora Ephron