Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis Miller

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.
Jackie Kennedy

Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw

There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
George Bernard Shaw

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
Bette Davis

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
George W. Bush

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.
George W. Bush

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.
Jack Nicholson

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwarzenegger