Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Albert Camus

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
Jack Nicholson

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'
Lewis Carroll

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Phyllis Diller

Facts are many, but the truth is one.
Rabindranath Tagore

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
Dave Barry

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
Dave Barry

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
Dave Barry

Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
Bud Abbott

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler

Masterpieces are not single and solitary births; they are the outcome of many years of thinking in common, of thinking by the body of the people, so that the experience of the mass is behind the single voice.
Virginia Woolf

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Virginia Woolf

Indeed, I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
Virginia Woolf

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips