Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Wright

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
Jim Morrison

To make oneself hated is more difficult than to make oneself loved.
Pablo Picasso

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Pablo Picasso

Sculpture is the best comment that a painter can make on painting.
Pablo Picasso

The people who make art their business are mostly imposters.
Pablo Picasso

Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
Saint Augustine

We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot.
Saint Augustine

Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
Helen Keller

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

It took me years to understand that words are often as important as experience, because words make experience last.
William Morris

Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us, footprints on the sands of time.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The past is not dead, it is living in us, and will be alive in the future which we are now helping to make.
William Morris

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx