Mad Quotes

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
Will Smith

Life, God, Hate

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

Life, Remember, Stands

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
Eminem

Women, Hate, Sometimes

O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
William Shakespeare

Keep, Sweet, Heaven

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy, Liberty, Dead

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg

Fun, Late, Front

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg

Woman, Saying, Girlfriend

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey Hepburn

Funny, Dance, Face

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
Carnie Wilson

Best, Husband, Fight

Get mad, then get over it.
Colin Powell

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
George Bernard Shaw

Him, Read, Reading

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
Lewis Carroll

Help, Said, Here

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller

Fight, Stay, Bed

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra

Change, Blame, After

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
Salvador Dali

Between, Difference, Thinks

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

Humor, Reason, Gone

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.
Voltaire

Religion, Wise, Mother

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.
Charlie Sheen

Try, Energy, Around

Don't get even, get mad.
Frank Sinatra

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad.
Fyodor Dostoevsky

Work, Women, Men

The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.
Johann Kaspar Lavater

Time, Jealous, Same

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.
Aleister Crowley

Seriously, Bible

A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in fever. Just so should a wise man treat all mankind, as a physician does his patient, and look upon them only as sick and extravagant.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Wise, Angry, Sick

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Aldous Huxley

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Salvador Dali

Between, Difference, Madman

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
Baltasar Gracian

Alone, Wise, Rest

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
Lord Byron

Mind, Write, Empty

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Ambrose Bierce

High, Degree, Affected

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
George Jean Nathan

Music, Great, Art

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.
Blaise Pascal

Men, Another, Madness

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