Luggage Quotes

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck

Anyone, Piece, Notice

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell

Best, Lost, Scientific

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.
Aneurin Bevan

Genius, Empty, Prime

Everybody sooner or later has to drop the luggage and the baggage of illusions.
Carlos Santana

Everybody, Later, Illusions

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny Vegas

Hate, Lost, Whole

Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.
Russell Baker

Poetry, Through, Public

Running through airports with pounds of luggage - that's a good workout.
Rachel McAdams

Good, Through, Running

So many people always try to help me carry my luggage and help me do things I can do myself. If I can do it myself, I'm going to do it myself. I'm not going to let other people do it for me, and I think that's a big part of where I came from. I'm not a real prissy girl.
Carrie Underwood

Girl, Help, Real

I used to think that nails-down-a-chalkboard was the worst sound in the world. Then I moved on to people-eating-cereal-on-the-phone. But only this week did I stumble across the rightful winner: it's the sound of a baggage carousel coming to a grinding halt, having reunited every passenger on your flight with their luggage, except for you.
Sloane Crosley

Winner, Used, Week

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
Werner Herzog

Travel, Second, Underwear

When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.
Pharrell Williams

I don't see myself as someone that brings a lot of luggage.
Rafael Palmeiro

Someone, Brings

Some people train for certain sports and I want to train to be able to hold a super heavy electric guitar and carry luggage around myself because I always have to have 7,000 pairs of shoes. Who cares about sports?
Lisa Loeb

Sports, Guitar, Around

Over the past 50 years we got versions of X-ray specs and space vacations, and even death rays. But the X-ray specs don't fit on your face - they're big things that screen your luggage for guns. Space vacations are real, but they cost $20 million. We have death rays, but you have to be a triple Ph.D. to play with them.
Daniel H. Wilson

Death, Past, Real

When Paul was arrested in Japan for having hash in his luggage, I thought he'd be out that night. But it became really serious stuff when he was kept in a cell. I became more fearful as the days went by.
Linda McCartney

Night, Thought, Serious

Travelling so much, sometimes my luggage goes astray. But I can get the right stuff sent to me overnight by a special shipper. No big deal.
Ivana Trump

Special, Sometimes, Big

Of course, we should all be aware of what we're packing in our carry-on luggage - anything that might be considered dangerous could be confiscated at a security checkpoint.
David Neeleman

Dangerous, Might, Security

The reader need not be told that John Bull never leaves home without encumbering himself with the greatest possible load of luggage. Our companions were no exception to the rule.
Francis Parkman

Home, Greatest, Possible

Some guys travel with expensive Louis Vuitton luggage but it gets all scratched up under the plane. I'd rather not spend too much money on something that's just going to get messed up.
James Harden

Money, Travel, Rather

I collect a lot of eco-friendly shopping bags that serve to separate my shoes other and other small stuff in my luggage.
Liu Wen

Small, Shoes, Stuff

With two people and luggage on board she draws four inches of water. Two canoe paddles will move her along at a speed reasonable enough in moderate currents.
C. S. Forester

Two, Enough, Her

Believe me, I've done my time travelling the world in cramped conditions and carrying my own luggage. Now my leisure is summers in the south of France or the Hamptons, walking in Connemara, and year-round shopping in Manhattan and Paris.
Anne Robinson

Time, Done, Shopping

In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport.
Lisa Snowdon

Change, End, Hand

I like jewelry. Big rings, big necklaces. Shoes, belts, luggage.
Janel Parrish

Big, Shoes, Jewelry

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