Some men can live up to their loftiest ideals without ever going higher than a basement.
Theodore Roosevelt

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
Nelson Mandela

Or heritage and ideals, our code and standards - the things we live by and teach our children - are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings.
Walt Disney

So, do you live around here often?
Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Steven Wright

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.
Andy Warhol

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Erma Bombeck

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. Fields