I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
Socrates

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Pablo Picasso

Or heritage and ideals, our code and standards - the things we live by and teach our children - are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings.
Walt Disney

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

So, do you live around here often?
Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Steven Wright

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.
Andy Warhol

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Ogden Nash

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. Fields