Lifeguard Quotes

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman

Car, Brother, Wash

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
David Gerrold

Problem, Pool, Gene

The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.
Sloane Crosley

Power, Freedom, Car

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
Simon Cowell

Good, Singing, Drowning

The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
Parker Stevenson

School, Saying, Two

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