A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings.
Thomas Fuller

Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
Jim Hightower

Fortunately, in the place where I went out, they had set up a little previously a fence which prevented me finally from smashing against trees. I went out with a broken leg only. A small price to be paid at the time for an accident of this kind.
Jacky Ickx

He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for.
Colin Cooper

How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races?
Steve Prefontaine

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.
Dick Dale

I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.
Terry Fox

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.
Tre Cool

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
Heather Mills

I enjoyed showing a bit more leg in the last few stories. It was good fun, but it can be quite sexist. But it doesn't worry me personally all that much.
Sarah Sutton

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
G. M. Trevelyan

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.
Tim McGraw

I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.
Steve Marriott

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott

I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in the top of the cockpit as I tried to leave my Spitfire.
Douglas Bader

I think only of objects: of a leg or an arm, of the wonderful sense of foreshortening, breaking through the plane, of the division of space, of the combination of straight lines in relation to curved ones.
Max Beckmann

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.
Jack Klugman