It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol Burnett

It has something to do with the facts and the law and who the judges are. So I think lawyers sometimes exaggerate their role in winning and losing. Lawyers do have a role, and a major role, but they're not the only players in this game.
Floyd Abrams

It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television.
Chi McBride

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
Jonathan Swift

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.
Gerald F. Lieberman

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
Mignon McLaughlin

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.
Mike Judge

Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass.
Jane Bryant Quinn

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.
John Naisbitt

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
David Mellor

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Horace

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.
Tom Holt

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Aaron Allston

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Jeremy Bentham

Lawyers claim that their clients have been grossly mistreated, which is what criminal defense lawyers are paid to do.
Kenneth Starr

Lawyers didn't seriously get involved in the Watergate stories until quite late, when we realized we were on to something.
Bob Woodward

Lawyers enjoy a little mystery, you know. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight out, we should all retire to the workhouse.
Dorothy L. Sayers

Lawyers have a dangerous job in Iran.
Shirin Ebadi

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
Hedy Lamarr

Lawyers should not be charged with the same crimes as their clients. Trials related to political charges are not in accordance with human rights.
Shirin Ebadi