Lawyers Quotes

If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour?
Thomas Jefferson

Nothing, Talk, Question

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin

Two, Between, Fish

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers

Getting, Conscience, Letting

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers

Nothing, Die, Beat

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
Lucille Ball

Love, Mistakes, Divorce

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov

Same, Difference, Doctors

Actually lowering the cost of insurance would be accomplished by such things as making it harder for lawyers to win frivolous lawsuits against insurance companies.
Thomas Sowell

Win, Against, Making

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
Mignon McLaughlin

Words, Down, Wish

The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
Anton Chekhov

Between, Difference, Doctors

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Horace

Men, Anger, Words

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov

Same, Difference, Doctors

The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence Darrow

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb

Children, Once, Suppose

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Jeremy Bentham

Ignorance, Law, Punished

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.
Washington Irving

Business, Young, Attend

Reduce the number of lawyers. They are like beavers - they get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
Donald Rumsfeld

Number, Middle, Stream

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
Clarence Darrow

Real, Try, Trial

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner

Leave, Fortune, Convinced

Man, I just feel blessed... I was in a situation where the only way I could come out of it was by putting my faith in God. No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had, everything was just stacked up against me.
Puff Daddy

Faith, Good, God

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Richard Pryor

Marriage, Feelings, Tough

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
Lin Yutang

Peace, Justice, Liberty

Why has the Democratic Party become so arrogantly detached from ordinary Americans? Though they claim to speak for the poor and dispossessed, Democrats have increasingly become the party of an upper-middle-class professional elite, top-heavy with journalists, academics and lawyers.
Camille Paglia

Why, Become, Poor

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
Jonathan Swift

Care, Justice, May

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
Hedy Lamarr

Big, Divorce, Build

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Cary Grant

Game, Divorce, Played

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
Jon Bon Jovi

Money, Wife, Her

You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who gets destroyed by big government? It's the little guys.
Marco Rubio

Best, Government, Hurt

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Time, Great, Deal

Tell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.
Rick Perry

Women, Tell, State

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