Laughs Quotes

Earth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best, Alone, Laughter

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
Benjamin Franklin

The earth laughs in flowers.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Best, Today, Last

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau

Old, Generation, Fashions

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers

Good, Here, Spell

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Character, Nothing, Shows

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright

Tell, Joke, Nobody

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess

Alone, Sleep, Laugh

Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done.
Charles Wesley

Faith, God, Alone

It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.
Maria Sharapova

Good, Food, Happy

No one is laughable who laughs at himself.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Himself, Laughable

Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.
William Blake

Joy, Sorrow, Excessive

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.
William Hazlitt

Between, Difference, Animal

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people.
Charles Dickens

Good, Dangerous, Himself

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
Lord Byron

Laugh, Joy, Voice

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
Tom Bodett

Forget, Laugh, Between

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
Francis Bacon

Great, Friends, Forgive

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel Butler

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Yakov Smirnoff

Laughter, Same, Everybody

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
Steve Martin

Laughter, Real, Laugh

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
Lenny Bruce

Art, Laughter, Fake

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
Malcolm De Chazal

Flower, Longer, Smiles

All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
David Herbert Lawrence

Nothing, Knowing, Touch

She likes herself, yet others hates, For that which in herself she prizes; And while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises.
William Congreve

Others, She, While

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
Jerry Seinfeld

Good, Two, Team

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a kid. If your anger is deep enough and strong enough, you learn that you can change those attitudes by excellence, personal gut performance.
Richard M. Nixon

Change, Anger, Strong

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Wilson Mizner

The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.
Michael J. Fox

Mean, Laugh, Two

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