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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!
There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on television. I remember laughing uncontrollably on the set of 'That Girl' back in 1967 when we shot the episode, 'Thanksgiving Comes But Once A Year, Hopefully' during our second season.
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.
When you speak to a lot of kids, as I've done over the years, you know what to say, keep them laughing, good illustrations and learn to read.
One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'
Laughing makes everything easier.
Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop.
And when I was saying I want to become number one of the world and I was 7, 8 years old, most of the people were laughing to me. Because you know, it seemed like I have one percent chances to do that. And I've done it.
John F. Kennedy
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