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Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
Robert Louis Stevenson
I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
There are so many people that have come up to me during our shows and tell me: 'The hour that we are watching your show is the hour that my kids are happiest and are smiling, they are laughing,' and that is what I long to do.
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!
There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on television. I remember laughing uncontrollably on the set of 'That Girl' back in 1967 when we shot the episode, 'Thanksgiving Comes But Once A Year, Hopefully' during our second season.
When you speak to a lot of kids, as I've done over the years, you know what to say, keep them laughing, good illustrations and learn to read.
One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.
D. L. Hughley
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
C. S. Lewis
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