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My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
There are so many people that have come up to me during our shows and tell me: 'The hour that we are watching your show is the hour that my kids are happiest and are smiling, they are laughing,' and that is what I long to do.
I think any spiritual experience that's worthwhile is not about ego and it will humble you in some way. And also, a Zen monk once said to me, 'If you're not laughing, then you're not getting it.'
David O. Russell
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!
There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best.
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on television. I remember laughing uncontrollably on the set of 'That Girl' back in 1967 when we shot the episode, 'Thanksgiving Comes But Once A Year, Hopefully' during our second season.
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.
I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
When you speak to a lot of kids, as I've done over the years, you know what to say, keep them laughing, good illustrations and learn to read.
The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles, and from that moment he is following the dark rapids of an underground river which may sometimes flow so near to the surface that the laughing picnic parties are heard above.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop.
And when I was saying I want to become number one of the world and I was 7, 8 years old, most of the people were laughing to me. Because you know, it seemed like I have one percent chances to do that. And I've done it.
John F. Kennedy
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
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