Laughing Quotes

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn

Best, Happy, Strong

I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
LaToya Jackson

Family, Future, Past

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield

Morning, Put, Hear

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Joke, Point, Cut

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Red Skelton

Forget, May, Matter

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
H. L. Mencken

Hear, Jail, Months

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Marriage, Laughter, Wife

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Lily Tomlin

Die, Working, Survival

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
Lord Byron

Laugh, Joy, Voice

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Phyllis Diller

Real, Him, Down

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller

Him, Down, Keep

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
Phyllis Diller

Father, Used, Call

I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
Carlos Santana

Life, Secret, Worth

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen

Cannot, Witty, Stumbling

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
Alan Alda

Another, Generally

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
Chris Rock

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
Clarence Darrow

Religion, Happy, Makes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope

Humor, Good, Heart

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Chris Rock

Funny, Whole, Idea

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
Konrad Lorenz

Men, Dogs, Bite

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.
Jean de la Bruyere

Happy, Laugh, May

In my case, I can sincerely say that nothing is impossible... When I was saying I want to be No. 1 of the world, and I was seven or eight years old, most of the people were laughing at me because it seems like I have one percent of chances to do that, and I've done it.
Novak Djokovic

Nothing, Saying, Done

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Allen Klein

Humor, Help, Situation

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan

Joke, Until, Somebody

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
Maurice Chevalier

Older, Stop, Grow

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
Mel Brooks

Anybody, Offend

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.
Tori Amos

Time, Find, Half

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
John Cleese

Truth, Laugh, Makes

I think any spiritual experience that's worthwhile is not about ego and it will humble you in some way. And also, a Zen monk once said to me, 'If you're not laughing, then you're not getting it.'
David O. Russell

Experience, Spiritual, Humble

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