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I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
Robert Louis Stevenson
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
H. L. Mencken
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
In my case, I can sincerely say that nothing is impossible... When I was saying I want to be No. 1 of the world, and I was seven or eight years old, most of the people were laughing at me because it seems like I have one percent of chances to do that, and I've done it.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.
One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.
Jean de la Bruyere
An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.
You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
The artist one day falls through a hole in the brambles, and from that moment he is following the dark rapids of an underground river which may sometimes flow so near to the surface that the laughing picnic parties are heard above.
There are so many people that have come up to me during our shows and tell me: 'The hour that we are watching your show is the hour that my kids are happiest and are smiling, they are laughing,' and that is what I long to do.
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