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Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.
Rachel Bilson

Fun, Win, Matter

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob Schneider

Woman, Cry, Three

I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it as good old ironic Kurt. But he wasn't being ironic.
Bono

Love, Good, Thought

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
Gilda Radner

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
Jean de la Bruyere

Fear, Happy, Before

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.
Jean de la Bruyere

Fear, Happy, Before

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
Larry David

Money, Lonely, Wife

We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone?
Anna Letitia Barbauld

Alone, Why, Nor

I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
LeBron James

Joke, Distracted, Easily

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.
John Cleese

Trying, Small, Sometimes

Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.
David Hockney

If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling.
Rachel McAdams

Hurt, Sorry, Bad

Really, I have to laugh because there was a whole set of stories that made me sound like the Dragon Lady, you know, 'tough this and tough that.' Then there is this business about 'gooey.' The bottom line is I am a pragmatic idealist.
Madeleine Albright

Business, Made, Tough

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
E. W. Howe

Old, Learn, Won

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.
Joey Lauren Adams

Pain, Passion, Alive

I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
Betty White

Enjoy, Looking, Seriously

I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
Linda Ellerbee

Time, Good, Laughter

I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.
Morgan Freeman

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.
Kiefer Sutherland

Someone, Sense, Attractive

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.
Siobhan Fahey

Depression, Off, Makes

It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautiful thing on God's Earth.
Keanu Reeves

Women, God, Beautiful

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.
Helena Bonham Carter

Long, Quality, Scary

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.
Adam Sandler

Work, Hard, Trying

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Louis C. K.

Positive, Talk, Terrible

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.
Louis C. K.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
Louis C. K.

Goal, Comedy, High

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
Louis C. K.

Else, Mad, Able

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
Paul Lynde

Today, Live, Laughter

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.
Eric Cantona

Sense, Mischief

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Lenny Bruce

Once, Audience, Role

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