We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.
Stephen Leacock

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

We are not here to laugh.
Charles De Gaulle

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Steve Martin

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
Jane Austen

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
Gilda Radner

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
Lord Byron

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Lord Byron

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
Epictetus

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.
Epictetus

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
Bette Davis

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp

I'm the interpreter. I'm the one who takes your words and brings them to life. I was trained to sing and dance and laugh, and that's what I want to do.
Aaliyah

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Charlie Chaplin