Laugh Quotes

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi

Fight, Win, Ignore

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Maya Angelou

Love, Work, Great

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss

Life, End, Brain

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn

Love, Important, Person

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
William Shakespeare

Revenge, Die, Wrong

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Khalil Gibran

Wisdom, Selfish, Proud

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
Khalil Gibran

Wisdom, Children, Philosophy

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
William Shakespeare

Father, Son, Cry

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
Maya Angelou

Travel, May, Friends

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou

Life, Great, Hard

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Truth, Lost, Once

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Abraham Lincoln

Night, Die, Fearful

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Jonathan Davis

Different, Same

The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if I make that statement, many people would just laugh. And my statement will not change past history. History is history.
Dalai Lama

Change, History, Government

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
Jim Valvano

Special, Days, Cry

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter, Less, Both

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.
Wayne Dyer

Time, Power, Anger

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Truth, Lost, Once

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
Eminem

Humor, End, Put

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Charlie Chaplin

Pain, Play, Able

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire

God, Afraid, Playing

Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you.
Jim Rohn

Kids, Beginning, Sure

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw

Life, Funny, Die

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp

Drunk, Old, Kids

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Lord Byron

Medicine, Cheap

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers

Cry, Onion, Vegetable

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Walt Disney

Human, Secret, Popularity

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