I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.
Marilyn Monroe

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
Mark Twain

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin

It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Benjamin Franklin

He that rises late must trot all day.
Benjamin Franklin

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
William Shakespeare

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Mitch Hedberg

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg

It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
Henry David Thoreau

It is too late to be studying Hebrew; it is more important to understand even the slang of to-day.
Henry David Thoreau

In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.
Bill Gates

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Ogden Nash

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.
Oscar Wilde

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
Stephen Leacock

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
Jonathan Swift

We're not uncomfortable with it, and we've already been through enough of the music business where I'm not really worried that commercial success is going to in some way - we're already past saving, you know what I mean? It's too late for us.
Jerry Garcia