Late-Night Quotes

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
Jon Stewart

Two, Short, Talk

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
John Mayer

Night, Down, Talk

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.
Craig Ferguson

Same, Moral, Gone

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
Craig Ferguson

Talk, Show, Host

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
Craig Ferguson

Working, While, Television

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.
Craig Ferguson

Honest, Terrible, Journalist

I'm a late-night guy.
Dane Cook

Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you can do whatever you like - slay the dragon and then cook its tenderloin in the style of the duke of Wellington, if you want to.
Mario Batali

Friends, Whatever, Often

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.
Craig Ferguson

Care, Night, Talk

'American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - 'Flowers in the Attic' paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night flicks like 'Let's Scare Jessica to Death.' It even has 'Go Ask Alice'-era urban legends.
Rob Sheffield

Death, Black, American

Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light.
Andrew Weil

May, Light, Often

If you look at my life before I went into television, the struggle I went through coming out would be surprising to most people, given how comfortable and how out I am being the only late-night gay talk-show host.
Andy Cohen

Life, Struggle, Gay

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking.
Maurice Gibb

Work, Time, Fail

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.
Jimmy Fallon

Politics, Job, Thinking

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
Craig Kilborn

Thought, Crowded, Format

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.
Jimmy Kimmel

Criticism, Almost, Shows

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.
Andy Milonakis

Talk, Everybody, Watch

I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant for people in Birmingham.
Ruben Studdard

Trying, Team, Process

One of the pleasant duties of America's most famous announcers during the relatively short swing era of the big bands was to host late-night remotes from some of the most famous ballrooms throughout the country.
Nick Clooney

Famous, Country, America

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry Shandling

Funny, Why, Reason

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
Jimmy Carr

Wisdom, Words, After

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.
George Lopez

Best, Down, Talk

What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it.
Anna Benson

Woman, Done, Tv

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.
Simon Hoggart

Tired, Living, Leave

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