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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us.
I have seen how the foundations of the world are laid, and I have not the least doubt that it will stand a good while.
Henry David Thoreau
It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
George Bernard Shaw
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.
Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.
One had to take some action against fear when once it laid hold of one.
Rainer Maria Rilke
No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.
I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.
Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver.
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
If men and women are to understand each other, to enter into each other's nature with mutual sympathy, and to become capable of genuine comradeship, the foundation must be laid in youth.
Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind.
W. Somerset Maugham
I cannot consent that my mortal body shall be laid in a repository prepared for an Emperor or a King my republican feelings and principles forbid it the simplicity of our system of government forbids it.
It is not the cause for which men took up arms that makes a victory more just or less, it is the order that is established when arms have been laid down.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
Zora Neale Hurston
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
I've laid my friends bare.
J. K. Rowling
My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's laid out for you. It's just up to you to walk it.
Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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